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So classes began yesterday. The verdict is still out on how this semester is going to be. My Abstract Algebra course looks like it'll satisfy my vicious thirst for math exercises. My Probability-Statistics (which I can never seem to say without stuttering) class looks like it'll be Mrs. Augustyn's class all over, but since I forget all of it, maybe that's ok. I HOPE I GET A 5 ON THE TEST!

Ahem...so anyway, my Short Fiction writing class is incredible and I'm really looking forward to the turnout of one piece a week. My first one looks promising. My Intro to Logic course looks like the epitome of blahtitude. The prof is droning on, the class is huge and all I can do to stay awake is turn it into a writing hour for English. That way, I pass the time decently enough. I still haven't had my acting course yet, but that seems like it will be fun.

A Few Good Men is going really well. My director complimented my suicide performance, which was really reassuring and I really love my scenes with Col. Jessup (i.e. Jack Nicholson's char.) . It's looking like a great show already and we've got a long way to go. A lot of my family is coming to see this one too.

Anyway, not much else up, so I'm gonna go write some more about a lesser diety of chaos I know...

Time for quotes from my trip to Alpharetta!

Watching TV…

Joe (After Joey on FRIENDS says that a girl’s a scientist because she graduated high school): Hey, I’m a scientist!
Ian: Hey, me too!
Diane: I’m not.
Ian: Let’s talk about science-y things.
Joe: So…how about that Bernoulli’s principle?
Ian: Yeah…I hear it’s the principle behind all flight.

Jerry (on Seinfeld): Who cares about eyebrows?
Joe: Kate.
Ian: Hm…ah, yes. True. I just caught what you said.

Ian (watching the UGA-Wisconsin game): Oh, wait, so he hit himself in the foot with his OWN golf club?
Jamie: Yeah, but of course they HAVE to mention it was at Augusta and not like Happy Wisconsin Chip-and-Putt.

Starla: Fried Green Tomatoes is a wonderful movie. And Chris O’Donnell looked so hot when he got hit by that train.

Sterling (after UGA’s religious DE Pollack absolutely destroyed Wisconsin’s quarterback): “Hey, Pollack, Jesus is in that football!” “RAARRRRRR!”

Sterling: Ok, how many Jesus sack jokes can we make?

Ian (reading a sign): “GA Bulldogs come with tight ends”?
Jamie:…Ew?

Starla: Those are saggy boobs.
Ian: Nah…they’re just unbra-ed.
Robin: Unbra-ed?
Ian: Yeah, de-bra-ified. Discom-bra-bulated.

Meghan: What’s About a Boy about? And don’t say “a boy.”

Meghan (after Ian hit her in the ovary with a hacky-sack): OW! God…
Kramer: Yeah, dude, I heard that!

Ian (in regards to what hurts more, birth or a shot to the groin): Hey, I have more experience with that than you!
Meghan: With the miracle of life?
Ian: No, but with that “area.”
Meghan: Ian, I have one of my own.
Ian: Yeah, but guys have face-to-face experience.
Meghan: Ian! Yeah, well…I benefit from that experience.

Seth: Blade 3! Has anyone seen it yet?
Ian: No.
Seth: Was it good?

Jamie (watching a USC player talking to the camera): I’d like to give a shout-out to all my dirties in Pasadena!
Sterling: Yeah, I’d like to thank my gardener and my other gardener!

Ian: Yeah, USC just isn’t gonna be beat.
Jamie: Yeah, right now USC could get a first round bye in the NFC!

On New Years…

Sterling: Don’t you want to see us O’ing at the same time?

Meghan: We’ll all come at the same time and then we’ll blow your mind.

Ian (to Kate): Hey, you were hot…ARE! Are hot!

Ian (While Sterling purposely “pleasures” his popsicle): “Don’t forget to cup the balls.”
Sterling: It has no balls, Ian. It’s a popsicle.
Ian: True…God, that would be the worst popsicle ever.

Ian (looking at a page in his notebook): This makes no sense to me.
Sterling (Reading): “Ian loves Honkeys”
Ian: That’s “monkeys.”

With Joe’s family…

Joe (after telling Diane she can’t go with us to New Milton): Hey, let’s play a game! Lets play a game! You Lose!

Joe (to Diane): You can’t go! You’re a minor!
Ian: Wait, if she’s a minor, wouldn’t she get in less trouble?
Diane: Good point, Ian.
Joe: Hey, you can help my parents and suck up to them all you want, but not her.

Joe’s mom: Diane, where’s the Wite-Out?
Diane: I don’t know.
Joe’s mom: Find it!
Joe: Hey, Diane, you have a lot of time to find it.
Diane: Why’s that?
Joe: Cause you’re not coming!

Joe (explaining “The Elevator”): We named pours. We know that it’s lame.
Ian: It’s nice of you to use “we” when I was mainly responsible. I appreciate that.

Ian (coming up with blackmail tapes): Well, Sterling has the CNN video.
Joe: But so do you.
Ian: Yeah, but I have made my peace with it more than him.
Joe: Yeah, and you didn’t look like a mouse.

Around Alpharetta…

Ian: Yeah, so the axe is gone. I’ll get you a new one.
Kramer: Don’t worry about it, we have other ones.
Meghan: Wait, hold on, so there’s just an axe running around somewhere?

Sterling: Dude, that message is like ANCIENT. And I mean that in the truest definition ANCIENT. I mean, we’re like talking Troy ANCIENT. No, no, we’re talking fucking-like dinosaur. So like…Stegosaurus phone…no. But anyway, you didn’t give me a time or…or…or anything useful. Well, you gave me what we’re doing, which I guess is a sorta useful aspect…of it. So give me a call back and…just…just give me a call back.

Joe: So, what did you do today?
Kim: Me?
Joe: Well, yeah, I know what Ian did.

Seth: And I wanted to ask him, “Has anyone ever told you that you suck at life?”
Kramer: That would suck if you just sucked at living.

Kramer: My back hurts.
Meghan: Yeah, Chris is getting old.
Kramer: I was lifting a tree.
Seth: You cut down a tree too? I cut one down and it landed in the street!
Kramer: Yeah, I killed a chair.

Seth: If you’re Meghan’s friend, you can run her over with your car.

Ian (in regards to living together over the summer): We should set up a video camera and record all our activities.
(Later…)
Seth: Yeah, but that would be bad. We’d have to rate that very highly, like X-rated.
Ian: In the kitchen, Seth?! I’m not going to be sexiled from my kitchen.

Joe: Guess what clue 39-down in the crossword today is?
Ian: What?
Joe: “John, in Scotland.”
Ian: Alright!

Kris (at trivia): We’re dorking out.
Ian: Hey, you know what “dork” means, don’t you?
Meghan: Yes.
Joe: Yeah.
Alex: No.
Ian: A dork is a whale’s penis.
Sterling: Well, we’re gonna be set for that vocab category, Ian.

Ian (in regards to “parties”): I think the worst time was Junior Prom when Alan and I were wrestling in the pool and sure enough, the high school center of the football team knees me right in the groinal area. And in some Back to the Future scenario, one of my future children just phased out.
(Laughter)
Sterling (in goofy voice): Ian’s funny.

Yeah, so maybe I was a little more anal about quotes this time than I was before, but we didn't have the long car rides in between to think of everything that happened. So I had to be somewhat vigilant. Anyway, I had a wonderful time. Thanks to everyone for hanging with me. Thank immensely to Joe and his family for having me and I hope everyone has a wonderful semester or whatever.